She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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