I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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