That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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