Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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