absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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