I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
