Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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