And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize