I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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