Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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