All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize
