Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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