he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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