Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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