where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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