Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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