Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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