so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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