I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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