What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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