singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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