Me. At least after what I've been through.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
it's like heaven, but drunker
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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