Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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