that's an acceptable place to lick
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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