We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
