My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Randomize
