Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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