Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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