I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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