Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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