3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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