my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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