I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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