Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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