his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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