His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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