The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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