With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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