I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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