i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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