We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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