We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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