Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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