is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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