You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
