Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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