Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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