You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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