haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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