honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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