There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Randomize
