If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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