WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I forget how to act sober
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