Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
And then he peed in my hair
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