Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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